My name is Patrick Haley. I am old and young at the same time. I am educated at the university level. I am in a band called Local Nothing. I play guitar in that band. I have some cool friends, who I think are pretty good looking and other than that I hate everyone else.

Music, Sex, Drugs, Local Nothing, Andre, High Life, The Sixth Sense, Sixteen Candles, Cigarettes, and a little more Sex.

theAUDITION, Say Anything, Waking Ashland, Copeland, Mae, Q and not U, Self Against City, Spitalfield, I Am The Avalanche, Terminal, This Providence, The Hush Sound, Thursday, Head Automatica, Kevin Devine, Explosions in the Sky, The Forecast, The Early November, Death Cab For Cutie, The Decemberists, Rilo Kiley, Days Away, Canada, Dustin Kensrue, I Can Make A Mess, Chiodos, Boys Night Out, Underoath.

The Sixth Sense (But Not Really), Sixteen Candles, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Big Fish, Scarface, Bill Hicks, Analyze This.

I Like Television.

Candide, Slaughter-House Five, The Fall, The World is Flat, and my Piano for Dummies book.